RMC Mike
Monetized
[Intro: KrispyLife Kidd]
(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)
KrispyLife (It's with a K, dumbass)
I can't talk to these n***as 'cause– No, I ain't gon' say it like that
(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)

[Verse 1: KrispyLife Kidd]
I can't talk to these n***as 'cause talk be cheap
Drink green to help me sleep, not 'cause I'm cheap
My uncle don't smoke no fuckin' dope, he kill people
Not the n***as you rap about, n***a, real people

[Verse 2: RMC Mike]
Me and Kidd trippin' in the booth, I'm smokin' Sorbet
I'm Ike Turner, my bitch Tina, she like to foreplay
I don't trust shit, I brought a strap to my court date
I used to sell dope, now I'm rappin', makin' more pape'

[Verse 3: KrispyLife Kidd]
Slapped the shit out this bitch, she just had a seizure
Shoot the party up, huh, now everybody leavin'
Bitch don't even wanna fuck, just drink my semen
Just met up with the plug, he from Costa Rica

[Verse 4: RMC Mike]
I'm finna beat my bitch ass— No, I can't say that
Ran out of cut for the dope— use Ajax
Sent it out of town, my nephew brought back eight racks
You n***as can't even get a thousand views 'cause y'all can't rap
[Verse 5: KrispyLife Kidd]
Beat the shit out of dog with the— No, I don't wanna say that
Gave your granny a wet willy— No, I don't wanna say that either
I was born in the 80's, I would've had a beeper
Catch me in the summer, top down, in a wife-beater

[Verse 6: RMC Mike]
You be servin' crackheads, I serve white people
I get the drank from auntie, she get the pints cheaper
Bro just dropped the X6, he used five Visas
I said some shit you thinkin' of, I'm a mind reader
I just dropped some fire shit, I couldn't find the session
I popped a Perc' and drunk a fifth and tryna fight Destin
Bitches love and hate me all the time, they say, "Mike extra"
Unc' rolled a twenty on a n***a for a light gesture

[Verse 7: KrispyLife Kidd]
Ooh— Psych, thought I was 'bout to melodize
Caught an opp at McDonald's, now I got blood on my fries
Beat the worker ass at Foot Locker, they ain't have my size
Throw a flag on dog for cappin', get him penalized
K-R-I-S-P-Y 'til a n***a die
Only way a n***a get ups on me if a n***a fly
I was talkin' spicy and I seen sparks on the mic
Told E, "Record me right now or we finna fight"
Ain't talkin' MC Hammer when I say it's Hammer Time
Pop a n***a in his shit and leave him traumatized
Gotta watch what I say on the phone, my shit monetized
Did some bullshit in granny kitchen, had to apologize
[Verse 8: RMC Mike]
I ran up so many views, my page monetized
One call to my daddy brother get you compromised
My bitch only know my first name and my condom size
How you tryna catch a body but you gotta find a ride?

[Verse 9: KrispyLife Kidd]
E just pulled up on me with some trees and brought a small forest
I just made this bitch suck my dick on all fours
If you curious about this hustle, you better call George
This bitch just spit a lecture, huh, or a small story

[Verse 10: RMC Mike]
I'm the big man in the paint, you a small forward
Out of town, I think I need a map, I should call Dora
You gotta spice it up, that shit y'all rap be all borin'
I know my rights, plus I got money, that's Law & Order

[Outro]
(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)