[Intro]
In his underwear
Playin' in that dirty air
And his daddy's in the Chino jail
He'll grow up to be dumb as dirt by 23
With the county sheriff on his trail

[Chorus 1]
714 who's that knockin' on my door?
It's the San Bernardino Boy
909 everybody hide
It's the San Bernardino Boy

[Verse 1]
I seen him over by the keg
Dancin' on his broken leg
Blisters risin' on his sunburned hide
Later on tonight
He's startin' up a fight
'Til those billy clubs commence to wail

[Chorus 2]
714 who's that knockin' on my door?
It's the San Bernardino Boy
909 somebody kill those lights
It's the San Bernardino Boy
Take it home

[Chorus 2]

[Verse 2]
In his rusty old Trans-Am
One-hitter in his hand
He's crankin' up that Back in Black
There's his mother's on the stairs
She offers up a prayer for those brain cells that ain't comin' back

[Chorus 2]

Well it's the San Bernardino Boy
It's the San Bernardino Boy
It's the San Bernardino Boy
It's the San Bernardino Boy
The San Bernardino Boy