I'm a small rogue with no self-control
Chaotic neutral who
Can't find a home
And you've got the people lining up at your door
You're a bard with a guitar with a voice for the scoreboards
And you can throw monster after monster at me and I'll take out my rapier and I'll start swinging
I'm the runt of the litter I'm the shit of the crew
No matter what I'll stick my neck out for you

I mean the campaign! (hahaha, no)

I was an NPC and you were the DM
And it all comes down to the fact that
This was never meant to happen
And when I told you I loved you you said you didn't feel the same way
It was a critical hit

And I'm stuck in a homebrew campaign I can't leave
And I've been trying to get you to see
That we both want this to end in different ways
Which is exactly why I just can't stay

How do I roll the dice to stop making you think twice
About what could work out for us
Where do I find the potions to stop
Making me feel like I'm not enough
I was an NPC and you were the dm and it all comes down to the fact that
This was never meant to happen
And when I told you I loved you you said you didn't feel the same way
It was a critical hit
It was a critical hit
I'm hoping I roll a twenty x3
Goddamn its a one