Down at the watering hole
Where all the animals come to dri-i-ink

Crocodiles, they're getting a divorce
Listen to them whine about who is worse

Poor Mrs. Ostrich, she lost the kid
To the lions, yes she did

Down at the watering hole
Where all the animals come to drink

The jackals, they are a pain in the ass
They're always asking, "you gonna eat that?"

Miss Hippopotamus, she's so insecure
She cannot wear what she once wore

The cape dogs are running through the town
But before last call they will be [?]

Squeeze in with Old Man Giraffe
[?] hyena always good for a laugh

Down at the watering hole
Where all the animals come to think