[Intro: Tekyume & MaxiPad]
Hi. Oh hey
Hello. What's up?
My name is Tekyume. Yuh, yuh, okay
And I'm with my two friends. Yo, one of them's me
Maxi and Lex (Ayy that's me)
Let's go. Ayy, huh? Yeah

[Chorus: YungLex]
Made that hoe faint
Took her to the Pokemon Center
Diamonds so cold, feel like the winter
Pikachu, keep that thang on my shoulder
Look at my neck, it came with a boulder
Not designer, these jeans Old Navy
Ridin' round town with my lightskin baby
She super wet, not talking Misty
Super wet, not talking Misty

[Verse 1: YungLex]
She playing games like Pokemon Go
Can't wife her 'cause she is a hoe
Hit your girl once and took her to dinner
Can't be me 'cause I am a winner
Don't speak broke, Airpods
Spitting fire, Charizard
Pockets fat, they need to workout
Made it rain, got rid of the drought
Don't like checks, so I guess I'm Adidas
Out of this world I'm living on Venus
Can't go left, 'cause I'm always right
Can't go left, 'cause I'm always right
[Verse 2: Tekyume]
Can't go left, 'cause I'm always right
If you wanna fight we can do it on sight
I can't hear you, I'm high like a kite
Got your shawty and she ride like a bike
Know I keep a strap on me like a dyke
I'm 'bout to ball out yeah just like I'm Mike
My diamonds be blinging they shine too bright
Like bling, bling, bling!

[Chorus: YungLex & MaxiPad]
Made that hoe faint
Took her to the Pokemon Center (Huh? Yeah)
Diamonds so cold, feel like the winter (Ayy, huh?)
Pikachu, keep that thang on my shoulder (Yeah, bitch)
Look at my neck, it came with a boulder (Ayy, huh?)
Not designer, these jeans Old Navy (Okay)
Ridin' round town with my lightskin baby (Yeah)
She super wet, not talking Misty (Misty, ayy)

[Bridge: MaxiPad]
Yeah, you already know what the fuck's going on
It's Maxi, Sir Maximus of the Padlands
And I just got to say one thing
YungLex is the best rapper on the planet
Like, if-if-you-if-you— there's no one who can compare to him
He's-He's the greatest, I swear to fuckin' God, dude
(ayy, ayy, ayy, ayye)
[Verse 4: Tekyume]
I'm catching these hoes like Pokemon
I only do fights if it's one-on-one
If you got the gas then give me some
Yeah we not a band but we got the drums
I'm spitting that fire like Charizard
I can't rap slow, it's kind of hard
I remember I played it in schoolyard
I always kept my Poke cards

[Verse 5: MaxiPad]
Can't drop the top 'cause my bitch over sixty
I'm eating her out and she wetter than Misty
It's Maxi you see me, I'm up on your TV
If I say I'm fuckin' you better believe me
My dick in her limbs now it's harder than Onix
Charmander my lighter, we rollin' up chronic
Downed a Max Repel but these bitches still on me
Feel like Gary's Raticate 'cause I'm a zombie
I might pull up to your gym
Take all your badges and yo' bitch give me lip
Maxi's fuckin' hackin' Master Balls up on my hip
But my Pokemon are healed, so now I got to dip

[Outro: MaxiPad]
You know I need like the baddest, thickest, most fuckin' voluptous MILF on the planet
Like if you know someone who's got the biggest fuckin' mommy milkers
Hit me up, like, hit me up on Instagram, please