[Verse]
Just a young n***a with a Ruka body pillow
My ice lookin' large, why your wrist lookin' little?
My life a sitcom, no Malcolm in the Middle
Double D's on her chest, tryna suck up on her nipple
Ay
Got a foreign bitch, she Japanese
I'm a rising star, you can't stop me
You n***as sippin' Boba and I'm drinkin' milk tea
I feel like an idol, Nico Nico Nii
I don't watch porn 'cause I'm busting to the ads
When I watch hentai I'm nutting too fast
Ruka is my waifu and she got a fat ass
She said she only 5, well I'm not good in math
That was a joke, don't call porisu
Speaking Japanese but n***a, what's new?
Stacking up my harem like To Love Ru
I'm a real weeb, got a Date A Live tattoo
Tattoo, tattoo, spittin' fire Natsu
5 7 5 but this not a haiku
Need an e-girl to be my Zero Two
Oh, you want a featurе, lemme add you to the quеue