[Verse 1: Slxrppy]
Spirit gun, it's going click
I got waifus on my dick
Me and MaxiPad yeah we 'bout to make another hit
Twin Glocks on my hip
Now we shootin' out the whip
I got hella waifus I couldn't care about yo' bitch
Ima pull your bitch
Pourin' saké on my wrist
I be hittin' hella waifus and I knock 'em off my list
Dakimakura on my whip
Ima shoot 'em that's a rip
I be fuckin' hella waifus but we never gonna kiss
I be pullin' hella bitches cause I got the harem plan
Told your shorty come with me now we fuckin in Japan
Pourin' lean in my saké but we never poppin' Xans
Chopstick on my hip so we never throwin' hands

[Verse 2: YungLex]
Why the hell am I rapping on this beat for the third time
Shawty is a dime, so fine, so divine
Mе and step onii, I don't care if it's a crime
Mеgumin my waifu I want her to be mine
Harem plan bitch like shoutout to Uni
I don't need a 3D girl long as I got my 2D's
I gotta catch 'em all like Pokémon Ruby
Simpin' for [?] cause you know she a cutie
Got the harem plan like I'm Momo Deviluke
Makin titties drop like To Love Ru
Got Akeno and Rias so I'm stackin' my waifus
Talk down on best girl then Slxrppy gonna shoot
[Verse 3: MaxiPad]
Okay, stupid ass bitch go and eat another tide pod
Maxi in the cut and this bitches take off they [?]
Shawty said my dick was longer than a fucking python
Groupies at my house 'n they takin pics up on a Nikon
Don't wanna be here but I'm back in this bitch
She call me Indiana Jones the way I'm crackin' the whip
At the party, homies askin' me to roll up a spliff
Martha Stewart in the kitchen baby look how I win
Zero to death up in that pussy so they call me Luigi
I'm spraying bullets at your bros and now their hairlines receding
And if your shorty love the name you best believe that she cheating
But if she doesn't play the 'Craft you best believe that I'm leaving
It's me and Slxrppy
Yo' bitch bounce on my dick like she doin' burpees
In a Honda, 200 on the freeway eating McFlurrys
So what the hurry you know I always come back
Yeah it's Maxi on the beat so just get back and relax