[Intro: Spoken]
"Rick Wakeman, eat your heart out
Here we go!"

[Verse]
I like short songs
I like short songs
I like short songs

[Verse]
I like short songs
I like short songs
I like short songs

[Outro]
(I like short songs)
I like short songs
(I like short songs)
I like short songs
(I like short songs)
I like short songs
(I like short songs)
I like short songs!