[Verse 1]
Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I needed sex and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

[Chorus]
The law don't mean shit
If you've got the right friends
That's how this country's run
Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

[Verse 2]
I blew George and Harvey's brains out
With my six-gun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
Gonna write my book
And make a million
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
[Chorus]
I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan
My cop friends think that's fine
You can get away with murder
If you've got a badge
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

[Outro]
I fought the law and I won
I am the law, so I won