[Chorus: Confusing Guy]
My favorite team the Milwaukee Mavericks (bah)
I dribble the tennis in Madden
I'm going downstairs, attic (attic)
It's hot outside, I need a jacket (it's cold)
My booty too real, plastic (plastic)
My girl throwing footballs with herpes cause she was fucking her boyfriend in catch it
I'm digging this girl like a wedgie (ew)
Oh you a teacher, test me (come test me)
Church girl, these n***as don't want none (none)

[Verse: Confusing Guy]
He seem pink like homer (homer)
But, I ain't no simp son (nope)
I think my arm got eyes, (why) cause my wristwatch (yup)
Think it's sweet like candy, (yup) if I get pushed, pop (boom)
I drive a Mercedes-Range Rover (room)
My money blue like a four-leaf clover (pussy)
And my brother got a tat, when I just got a tat too
My haircut got a talent cause they asked me what my hair do
Why we call a building "building" if the building already built
I can't stop staring when I'm driving just because my steering wheel can't
Baseballs can't fly so how the fuck I got a batman

[Chorus: Confusing Guy]
My favorite team the Milwaukee Mavericks (bah)
I dribble the tennis in Madden
I'm going downstairs, attic (attic)
It's hot outside, I need a jacket (it's cold)
My booty too real, plastic (plastic)
My girl throwing footballs with herpes cause she was fucking her boyfriend in catch it
I'm digging this girl like a wedgie- (ew)
My favorite team the Milwaukee Mavericks
I dribble the tennis in Madden
I'm going downstairs, attic (attic)
It's hot outside, I need a jacket (it's cold)
My booty too real, plastic (plastic)
My girl throwing footballs with herpes cause she was fucking her boyfriend in catch it
I'm digging this girl like a wedgie (ew)
Oh you a teacher, test me (come test me)
Church girl, these n***as don't want none