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I just caught a boner motorboating Megan's Knockers
She just popped a Xanax now she moves like Mr. Croker
Todd's a total douche dude, he stole my crystal meth
When I catch you after school dude, I swear to go your dead
Courtney is a skeezer but her twat is fucking rad
She was jerking Tyler's cock while she was making out with Chad
Stacy sucked my Mr. Moesby with a dildo in her ass
But word around the cinder block she's still fucking her dad
Dude who gives a flying fuck
She only does like once a month
But what really fucks her up
Is that she tries to clear it up
"Guys relax I'm not myself when im on Drugs"
"And you should know that like are you my friends are what?"
Im like chill thotiana dude that still makes you a slut
My moms a fucking dick she only gave me a million bucks