[Intro: [?]]
What the hell's the friend zone?
See, when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option
You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp
I don't wanna be a lamp
Yeah, well, then don't be her friend
Okay, what is your point?
My point is, call Sheila, right, call her right now with a date planned for tonight
Play the entire thing aloof, and then no matter what you do, kiss her in thе end

[Verse: 666FUCKTHECOPS]
I don’t even wanna writе a song
I'm bad at it, y’all can’t sing along
A drug addict on my mom's front lawn
Screaming on the phone, telling her my sanity gone
My vanity strong, my family wrong
I’m frantically drawn to panicking
Fawning over damaging broads, I can’t just keep on falling
While the damage she caused got me mixing Xanax in the Daiquiri, call me
I’m just manically scratchin' these walls, tryna get out
Inadequately maskin' my flaws in this penthouse
I’m massively attracted to you, please, rip my head out
Conclusions I actively draw got me set out
Her body in the shed now, it didn’t have to end this way
Shotty full of led now, see you up in Heaven's gates
At least I’m getting head now and if you only felt the same
I wouldn’t hesitate to bring you back to you life and demonstrate
[Chorus: 666FUCKTHECOPS]
Meditation with God and Satan
Eatin' bacon, lake end wasted, takin K pins, while I'm beatin' pagans
I'd like to be sedated, faded, where I'm not so jaded
Played with my emotions, now her wrist serrated
This life was over rated, it isn't worth discussin'
Rejection really hurt me and man, I feel disgusting
I tried to keep it cool, but crushes leave you crushin'
Left her head gushing, so I could hold her once and pretend that she loved me

[Outro: [?]]
You don't know about real love
'Cause it only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself
And I doubt you've ever cared about anybody that much
And look at you, I don't see an intelligent, confident man
I see a cocky, scared shitless kid