Illmac
Dog vs. Cat
[Intro: Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)]
Ca-caow!
You already know what it is
It’s your playa partna Pimpin’ Pigeon
Droppin’ on the gang from a bird’s-eye view
Straight up out the dumpster wit’ the worms I swoop - early
We live from the turf! In the back alley behind Sal’s Delicatessen
Ooh, the Rap-Off battle league returns with a polarizing species clash guaran-teed to ruffle the feathers of the entire animal kingdom
These two known beasts in the game need no further introduction
On my left-wing side…

[Dog (Hollow Da Don)]
You know who it is
Fresh out the pound, it’s goin’ down
We don’t get our tails clipped ‘cause we ain’t tellin’ shit
It’s the D-D-D-Dog, yeah?

[Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)]
And on the right-wing side, who is yoooouu?

[Cat (Carter Deems)]
All these copycats tryin’ to copy cats
Shout-out Humane Society - go cop a cat
Meow we’re ready
(*hisses*)
[Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)]
Round 1!

[Round 1: Dog (Hollow Da Don)]
I said...my pet peeve is to have all the hoes pettin’ me
That’s why I’m at the top of the food chain - I’m sure this pet agree (Damn!)
You probably went to obedience school and got a pet degree, pussy! (Whoa! Damn!)
What’s ya life like, seein’ a car roll over your homie Rover?
What’s ya life like, owner throwin’ you chicken bones and it’s fuckin’ ya throat up!? (Damn!)
What’s ya life like!?
Cat, you’re literally trash
This a walk in the park - I got this shit in the bag!

[Round 1: Cat (Carter Deems)]
What’s my life like? Trollin’ police dogs
What you know about struggle? My homies been declawed
Catch a stray for rollin’ with street dogs
Only time he’s strapped is when he’s obeyin’ the leash laws! (Damn!)
I seen him rollin’ with dogcatchers - that’s the life he livin’
No joke, grown folks - I ain’t kitten (mew!)
Hit ‘em with a pound, I ain’t talkin’ time in prison
But this guy is snitchin’
When times get ruff, Dog starts talkin’ like Brian Griffin!

[Round 2: Dog (Hollow Da Don)]
Being catty, huh? That’s your plan of attack?
Wait, let’s look at your man in the back!
How you dissin’ me when your mans is an actual rat!?
[Rat]
I-I ain’t no rat! I ain’t no rat! Word to mother, B!

[Pimpin’ Pigeon (Lush One)]
Damn!

[Round 2: Cat (Carter Deems)]
I’m shootin’, Dog: I’ll air bud
Even Clifford and Beethoven can get it
Bullets like dog years - I got one for all seven (Damn!)
Your buddy Rover got ran over
You watched his owner neglect him
I got my paws on a weapon like, “We gon’ see if all dogs go to heaven!”

[Round 3: Dog (Hollow Da Don)]
I’ll have my dogs on your roof like Snoopy on the crib
And pop outta nowhere wit’ them infrareds like, “Woof! There it is!”

[*Dog and his posse shine laser pointers at Cat and his crew, causing all the cats to start fighting and scratching each other, thus ending the battle*]

[Outro: Dog (Hollow Da Don)]
(*singing*) Snoop Doggy Dogg
Bow wow wow