[AGNES]
This has been a very good bed
Ever since we married
It has kept both of us
Cozy and warm

[MICHAEL]
This has been a very good house
It has been our shelter
And it's seen
Many a storm

[BOTH]
Marriage is a very good thing
Though it's far from easy
Still, it's filled this house with life and love

[MICHAEL, spoken]
Now come on, Agnes, I'm gonna carry you out of here

(Michael tries and fails to pick Agnes up.)

[AGNES, spoken]
Oh my!

[MICHAEL, spoken]
Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind!
(Agnes and Michael laugh as they leave their old house for the young newlyweds who have bought it.)