Be me
Go on Amazon to buy a stainless-steel popcorn machine
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
Add my shit to cart
See they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X
Claims to deliver your order in under 10 minutes
Think its bullshit
Free trial so I use it anyway

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I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn

Checkout
10 minutes go by
Think
“I knew it was too good to be true”
“I knew it was too good to be true” (faded)
But then
Knock, Knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop
Pop pop pop stainless steel
My face when X gonna give it to ya
Fuck waitin’ for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya
X gonna deliver to ya
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I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn

I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn