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Whoa, hey, everybody
Glad you could make it
Today will be, for some of you, the most incredible day of your life
Not everyone
Some of you will just get a little bit smarter
Others of you will find a transformational experience happening tonight
Yes, tonight you're gonna find out

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The user interface for reality itself
The user interface for reality itself
So you can author your own reality
(Your own reality)
The user interface for reality itself

Don't believe it?
Why are you here?
Yeah, you're curious
You're wondering, “Can I do it?”
Well, you're gonna find out
Well, you're gonna find out
So, it turns out that there is some stories that can't be told right away
There's some things that, by their nature, cannot be communicated
There are a number of reasons why some stories can't be told
Maybe there's a secret involved
Maybe somebody is being modest and they don't wanna brag, maybe there's a lack of credentials involved
It might be a question of loyalty, you've promised you wouldn't tell somebody, you don't wanna hurt somebody, you might be complicated
And so, just too hard to explain
This is important to know because you're gonna wonder why didn't I tell you where the user interface for reality was – before?

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The user interface for reality itself
The user interface for reality itself
So you can author your own reality
(Your own reality)
The user interface for reality itself

It's kind of a heck of a thing to hold out, isn't it?
And the reason is, I couldn't tell you before
There needed to be a certain perfect situation
And that perfect situation happened today
Today
After 22 years, my plan came together
(Today)
And that plan was that someday I'm going to be in a position to tell you the thing that I'll tell you today that I couldn't tell you until now

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The user interface for reality itself
The user interface for reality itself
So you can author your own reality
(Your own reality)
The user interface for reality itself
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