[Verse 1]
I’ve never known one
What do they do?
We’ve always heard the legends
But can they be true?

My cousin’s best friend’s boyfriend
Once nearly cooked a meal
So is a good man real?

[Verse 2]
Does he try to remember
What his old lady said?
When he sleeps in on Tuesdays
Does he straighten the bed?

Once he’s had three martinis
He’ll let you take the wheel
Oh is a good man real?

[Bridge]
I’ve never seen a narwhal
The unicorn of the sea
But if god made whales
And put horns on the males
Maybe he’d put a heart in a guy for me
[Verse 3]
He don’t need money
I said good, not perfect
I’ll settle for honey
And a quarterly date

So if you see this treasure
Please let him know how I feel
I hope a good man’s real

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
I’ve never seen a narwhal
The unicorn of the sea
But if god made whales
And put horns on the males
Maybe he’d put a heart in a guy for me

[Verse 4]
He don’t need money
I’ll settle for funny

So if you see sucker
Please let him know how I feel
I hope a good man’s real
I really wonder
Is a good man real?