There’s a land called France
Where the naked ladies dance
And the men play drums
On the naked ladies' bums
And the way they shake
Is enough to kill a snake
When the safe gets dead
They put roses on his head

When the roses died
They put diamonds in his eyes
When the diamonds break
It’s in 1988
And in 1988
Everybody’s feeling great
Cuz in 1988
Everybody learned to skate