Teenmum
This goes out, to all those others teen mums out there

Teenmum! (x8)

I shoulda taken it up the bum
But it didn't look like fun
Now I'm a teenmum
For life
For life

Knocked up, in grade eight
Spread me legs, sealed me fate
Called kids helpline, called me a slut
Said to take it up the butt

Teenmum
I'm a teenmum
I'm a teenmum
For life
For life

Told me mum, she fuckin' spewed
Shoulda done it, where I pooed
Now I'm preggers, up the duff
Cause I shoved it, up my muff

Teenmum
I'm a teenmum
I'm a teenmum
For life
For life

Sucks real heaps cause I got fat
And my kid smells like a rat
But bein' a mum, is kinda cool
Cause I don't hafta go to school

Teenmum
I'm a teenmum
I'm a teenmum
For life
For life
Teenmum
I'm a teenmum
I'm a teenmum
For life (x6)
For my life