Stabbed in the back with a fish knife!
Fell on a rake!
Slipped on a bird and fell down the stairs!
Just gave up!
Choked on a bar of soap!
Bottled with a bottle!
Mashed with a brick and no one saw!
Listen to Kasey Chambers!
Drowned in goo!

Had a cocktail made of drain-o?
Sneezed and fell through the roof!
Pierced in the heart with a javelin stick!
Impaled on a pair of dogs!
Brain sucked out with a vacuum cleaner!

Vital organs turned to porridge!
Burned to death with a curling iron!
Squashed by the fridge in a midnight snack raid!

Stabbed in the back with a fish knife!
Stabbed in the back with a fish knife!
Stabbed in the back with a fish knife!
Stabbed in the back with a fish knife!
No one saw anything...