Slam a goanna up yr gash
You festy fuckin' skeg
Yr wombat cracked a fat and he jizzed onto me leg

Hold on to yr chokos
Cuz' yr roo just dropped a poo
She flopped her flaps out of her pouch
And slopped em on me shoe

Slip slop slap
[Or we'll slit out sloppy slots]
Slip slop slap cuz' the buck stops here

Me dingo ate yr baby but yr baby was a fuck-up
She shit into my damper
And she burnt my bushells cuppa
She waltzed with my Matilda
Then she fucked her in the anus
She filled it up with fire ants
And fuckin' tried to blame us

Slip slop slap
[Or we'll slit our sloppy slots]
Slip slop slap cuz' the buck stops here