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Pass me another cone you bong-hog
Fuck I'm gonna green out
Getting side noise makes me fart
Let's watch Buffy man
Ahh shiit

I've never been stoned but I wanna look tough
So I take a big puff but the stuff's too rough
I spew in my pants and I shit in my mouth
I eat a loaf of bread and I pass out on the couch
When I wake up I start to feel REALLY UNWELL!
[?] Stoned as hell
But I pull another cone and I start to feel nice
At least I'm not living in a gangsta's paradise
I'm just punching conessss

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Then I tried to stank and then I humped a toothpick
I couldn't fucking breathe [?]
Punched down a cone and I got real high
Mom called the ambos [?]
Feeling pretty horny so I said "Head south!"
Thе ambo she was sweet and she got down [?]
Preying on a tit [?]
Sweeeet.....
Hеy, I don't wanna sound like a dog, but it kinda looks like Bong wants to talk!

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Mm, pull another conee.....
Huuu...uhUH-!