INT. MARK’S LIVING ROOM – MORNING [Large wakes up from cat "meows" and clattering noise; on the couch with the word “BALLS” on his forehead in black marker. As he sits up he sees a knight walking back and forth.]

INT. KITCHEN – A LITTLE LATER [Andrew, Mark, Carol, and Tim sit around the kitchen table.]

CAROL
It's good, isn't it? I always try to save a couple of the marshmallows till the very end...but I never make it. I always end up with...a bunch of flake things and pink milk. My mind wanders.

ANDREW
So, Tim...How long have you been working at Medieval Times?

TIM
Three years. B-But I've only been a knight for two. You have to pay your dues. I worked in the stables and helped in the kitchen.

CAROL
When I started, he was making the coleslaw. It hasn't been the same since you got knighted.

TIM
But I really just stirred it.

CAROL
Don't be modest. Mr. Modesty won the joust last night.

ANDREW
Congratulations.

TIM
It's not that big a deal. It's fixed.