I want my first time to be
With someone who loved me
I want the second one, for fun
To be for lust, just because
I want the third time to be for money
And the fourth, it should be for fame
I want the fifth time to be a baptism
In his name

[Chorus]
But when I telegraph a kiss
You want to laugh and take the piss
Yeah, I've got thick skin
But it's not nothin'
You always treat me like a kid
You go "Let's not and say we did"
I want to get the girls to listen
I've been practicing my kissin'

I want the last time to be
With you and you only
I left a voicemail today, hit play
I took up side A of the tape
I said stop living like there's a heaven
Please, come over and kiss my now
I've known you far too long
Pick up the phone
Don't be so proud

[Chorus]
But when I telegraph a kiss
You want to laugh and take the piss
Yeah, I've got thick skin
But it's not nothin'
You always treat me like a kid
You go "Let's not and say we did"
I want to get the boys to listen
I've been practicing my kissin'