[Intro]

[Verse 1: Tom Foolery]
Rolled up a Swisher, perfect picture in this Audi
Handle full of liquor consider listening loudly
Was gettin' drowsy now he's spittin' kinda rowdy
Wishin' he was out in Cali, burnin' oil like a Saudi
An overweight Caucasian communicatin' with Satan
I'm smokin' on this Jamaican, debatin' with Kevin Bacon
Awakened the nation, you see my patience in vacant
Replacement for fakeness, a dedication to greatness
Uhh
Switch it up, go ahead ladies do your thing
Bitch up, get your bread, ignore em' when the phone ring
Takin' his twenty and hittin' the scene
Makin' the money and livin' the dream
So sickening with a sweet 16, gonna need vaccine
It's a mean routine
Garbage on the radio, where is Waste Management?
Turnin' off my stereo, I swear I will abandon it
So high off this cannabis, I only bought a gram of it
Damn that's it? Yea Man, I thought that I could handle it

[Break]

[Verse 2: Tom Foolery]
Look
Penny for my thoughts? It's more like addin' up to millions
Stackin' up the racks, they're paying cash to hear my brilliance
Workin' on these raps to give it back to both my children
Won't let me in the door, so guess I'm scalin' up the building
Take a walk with me so we can see how bright the future is
Laughin' at these haters cuz their words are all so humorous
You ain't learned I'm great then you should prolly find a tutor bitch
On my Steve Jobs, I wanna be Apple computer rich
Establishin' my dominance, I don't need a handout
Overstocked in confidence believe that I'm the man now
Watchin' this incompetence, I see that I'ma standout
Bet against my prominence, you'll be a couple grand down
All about the money and the fame, at least I'm honest
Hottest shit this winter, think December changed to August
Wallet out my pocket, promise I'll fill it with profits
Writin' all these awesome rhymes while I am stuck inside this office
These rappers overusing punchlines man they jokin'
Please tell me what happened to the word and how it's spoken
No I wasn't chosen but it seems that I'm an omen
Man I'm livin' stress free and these beats have got me floatin'
26 years, so much left that I gotta see
I am an oddity, go check out my biography
I wanna own it all, just like an apostrophe
1 mixtape better than your whole discography
I'm so cold people yellin' Good Humor
And if you family you prolly call me Junior
Sorry I'm late, I planned to be here much sooner
But I picked up the pen and then I went and changed the future