[Intro]
One two, one two -- you taping this?
All types of shit yo let that shit ride
Word to mother, turn up the microphone!
Get all that good shit, get all that good shit [one two, one two]
One two, one two, one two... one two
Now n***as know
Shit, yo yo check this out, check this joint
This is strictly for the radio, yo
I just want all y'all to know
The reason why I curse is because my momma and my daddy
They grew up cursin'
So please respect my style, please!

[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
I'll grab the mic and I will damage you
Cut your whole staminu
Ohh, sssshit, nahh
I'll grab the mic and now I damage ya, cut your whole stamina
Here comes the medical examinuh
One verse then you out for the count
Bring the ammonia make sure he sniffs... the right amount
Ya yo, I'm sorry, un-gah-e-gas-e-ya

I'll grab the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole stamina
Here comes the medical examiner
One verse then you're out for the count
Bring the ammonia, make sure he sniff the right amount
Wake you up and then I ask you
How do you attend this --
Competition to get an asssss kickin sooooo tremendous, RARRH!
You shouldn't bother this
Leave me alone like a son, he'll be fatherless!
I got the Asiatic flow mixed with disco
Roll up on the scene like the Count of Monte Crisco
And MCs start to vanish
I rolled up on a jet black kid the n***a started speaking spanish
Yo! You wasn't from Panama!
I asked you how you get so fucking dark, you said, "Suntanama!"
You responded so fast, you made me laugh
Ha-ha-ha, HARARRRH scared your ass!
Kick the hundred strongest rhymes, then I brought out the punk in him
Roll up with the strong 5 Deadly Venoms
Told YOU! Enter the Wu-Tang!
Witness the Shaolin slang, that crush any shit you bring
I watch your ass take a big fall, why?!
My Main Source is like a friendly game of stickball
And as you step up to Batman, I play the Riddler
You try to jew me for my n***a I'll change to Hitler
I'll go out like a Nazi
Wish your fuckin' ass stayed home and play Yahtzee!
Or watchin' Happy Days sweating Poxie
With Ralphie and Cunningham, Joni and Chachi
[Interlude: Ghostface Killah]
Yo Unique, yo kid
Check this shit out! Yo, yo

[Verse 2: Ghostface Killah]
Ninety-five n***as is wasted, keystone capered
And Wu kept the rap fiends basted
Foaming out the mouthpiece, heads blown like yeast
Murderously I do shows and perform in Greece
It's not magic, gaming is the gadget
World classic big national hot tracks geographics
Lampin' in my own zone, my physical show
Inhale bones Tony Stark, for the diamond in Rome
He's convincing, labelled one man rap convention
The n***a that'll gun down, eighty Frenchmen
Lead vocalist, music specialist, rap arsonist
I deal with sharpness plus spark the hardest individual
I plant crimes inside vocals
My rap's like my passport, my life's my proof
Hit the sunroof, be out like a wandering dream
Settle and get startled off the verbal hygiene, my n***a

[Sample of Damage]
[Sample of Baby C'mon]
[Sample of Brooklyn Zoo]
[Sample of Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie)]
[Sample of The Stomp]
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol' Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol' Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
What?!! My nuh
Shame on you when you step through to
The Ol' Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo
Shame on you when you step through to
The Ol' Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo
To the West Coast!
To the East Coast!
To the North Coast
To the South
When you take North, East, West, South
Put it all together and it spell news!
Then you got the ol' rhythm, bastard blues
And ya don't stop
So keep your shit, motherfucker (fucker, fucker)

[Live concert]
Word up, louder
Represent, how do we do?
Please everybody
Yo #1 is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthafuckin' house?
Yeah!!
Man, come on man with that bullshit
Is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthafuckin' house?
Fuck is goin on, n***as from Brooklyn don’t fuckin scream like that
N***as don’t yell like that
Motherfuckers is the Brooklyn Zoo in the motherfuckin' house?
Shit, is Uptown in the motherfuckin' house?
Hehehe, hehehe
Yo, fuck that shit
Is my black n***as and n***arettes in the motherfucker house?
Shit is live here at the Two man
But yo, what I can't understand man, a n***a gotta get drunk
Ol' Dirty I got my Brooklyn Zoo n***as here tonight
YouknowhatI'msayin?
These n***as ain’t no motherfucker joke
When Ol' Dirty Bastard records
What the fuck is down
Gimme some love n***a
What these n***as?
Yo, check it out, yo
I’m a get busy for y'all n***as and n***arettes tonight
YouknowhatI'msayin, but
A n***a is sober as a priest, a n***a gotta get drunk first
So y'all keep continuing this phat shit
I wanna give nuff respect to everybody that’s coming here doing this shit
You know what I'm saying
'Cause my man, the Bandit over here
He gonna have shit goin for ya
On the real side baby
N***as gotta go
Keep it real, n***as gonna get drunk, n***as gotta go
Like I can really fuck a n***a up shit
When you drunk, all you can see is fucking light man
That’s all I know , that’s all I see
Let me move the fuck over here
Yo yo, these n***as straight jacket and shit
I give nothin' but respect to n***as that got out here man
You know what I'm.saying
N***as coming into this rap game and shit
And motherfuckers actually think this fucking rap game is a fucking joke!
Let me explain to y'all about how the fuck rap is
See rap to me, is like my bitch, right, my bitch
She fucking up a n***a, and I get mad and I wanna kill the bitch and I wanna kill the n***a
See this is how we must step up to the motherfuckin' microphone