[Intro]
Alright, alright, alright, Miranda sings in the house
Let's break it down y'all
alright, here we go

Hey you over there with the porny hair
I've got whatcha need
Hey you, there bro, with the camel toe
come on just follow my lead
A new dance is here
and I fear my dear
that you're all looking like hoes
So cover your back, and your chestical cracks
'cause here is how it goes

Lift your legs up high
Poke your neighbor in the eye
Make a rainbow in the sky
and wipe it 'till it's dry
Now twerk like me, but don't make it slutty
It's as easy as can be, so follow me

Let's do it again
Do the Miranda, oh yeah
Do the Miranda , do the Miranda
Alright, do the Miranda
Do the Miranda