[Verse 1]
Look at me, I'm a pregnant queen
Baby's coming soon, my poor tookie
But it probably won't hurt cause God chose me to become the next holy virgin Mary

[Refrain]
Oh you don't believe I'm the next virgin Mary?
Well, a lot of magical things have been happening to me lately that can only be happening to the chosen one!

[Verse 2]
(Listen up!)
I currently have two brains in me, so I'm double smarter than everybody
When I sneeze, I pee simultaneously
I don't need a table, I just use my belly!
Haven't pooped in weeks, and I'm still alive
There's a tiny little penis in me at all times
I see everything 'cause I got 4 eyes;
And my booty lookin' thicc 'cause I got 4 thighs!

[Hook]
Do the waddle, Do the waddle, Do the waddle, Do the waddle

[Verse 3]
Before he comes out, he needs to repent
'Cause he's kicking and grabbing me without my consent
Stop grabbing my tookie, or I'll make you pay rent
If he keeps it up, he could become the next president!