Hit it!

Abracadabra!
Alakazoo!
Tonight Miranda's got magic to do!
Like turning rabbits into hats!
Sticking swords inside my neck!
While singing high notes beCAAAAUSE
All I need is magic words and your applause!

Please, stop clapping!
I know I'm incredibly famous and stuff
But please makes those cameras stop snapping (thank you!)
I know I'm a model, but I've had enough
Of all the attention
I'm just a magician
With tricks like nobody has seen
And tonight, you guys
Right before your eyes

I'm becoming ugly!

Please, watch closer!
That's something my uncle would say every night
Is this just a silly box? No, sir!
There's magic and probably some cat hair inside
You've seen me look gorgeous
On YouTube and Netflix
All over your home TV screens
But tonight, you'll see
Something I could never be!

I'm becoming ugly!

Once I go inside my box
I'll magically be trans-itioning into a troll
Once I go inside of this hooole
My hooole

I'll say the magic word
Then they can see how a real star is born
Hey, woah!
Don't be a pervert
Spying on me in the darkness is porn
The magic is starting
My beauty's departing
I feel like I'm farting (oh, oopsies!)
Tonight, you guys (oh, stinks!)
Right before your eyes

[As Colleen:]
I'm becoming Colleen!
I'm becoming ColleeeEEEEN!