Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda
So, today, I decided to write a song, because I'm on tour right now, and one of you, guys, gave me this instrument, that's really fun to play, so
So, see?
So, I am using this instrument so I'd write a song using your Twitter suggestions, so..

[starts playing]
Cereal
Hahaha, I fu-
You're kidding? I'm not gonna say a fricking word
[starts playing again]
Lipstick, squishy stuff, meat and yourself
Hot air out of crevices
I ate a poop, I ate a poop omahgah
Penis rubbi- oh. WAIT...... Not saying that
[starts playing again]
Cheetos
Ferrets
How you love slushies?
Pussy, a-- STOP IT!