[Intro] Hello, allow me to introduce myself
I am the 2000-2008 version of Slim Shady, here we go

[Verse 1] This is the old me, the guy who always said "blow me"
The guy who fucking put all the censorship and controversy all below me
You don't know me, I'm real as fuck and I hang with my homies
And they tossed me a beer, while I sat back and dissed all the fucking [queers]
And when I was living in the trailer park, I didn't think fear
Now I look in the mirror and think "damn, now I'm weird"
As a little kid in school, I didn't get along with the [queers]
I mean, peers, and they really never went near (me)
They say they miss the old Eminem, well now I'm here

[Chorus] This is the old me, that always showed the real me
This is the old me, and I wouldn't ever let 'em diss me
This is the old me, this is the old me
This is the old me, let me show you how I do, let's go