We write to you with upmost urgency and concern for your safety
Recent reports from credible sources
Have indicated the presence of highly dangerous creatures (hahaha)
There have been reported sightings of
Werewolves, bloodthirsty vampires, and screaming banshees in our vicinity
We sent our most skilled authorities who deal with the paranormal
But none have reported back or returned, wе fear they have diеd
To ensure your safety please stay indoors (hoohahahahoo)
Secure all entrances, and don't go outside