Joshua Bassett
What Do You Know About Love?
[GINA, spoken]
Hans is not a stranger

[RICKY, spoken]
Okay, so, what's his last name?

[GINA, spoken]
Of the Southern Isles

[RICKY, spoken]
Hmm, uh, foot size?

[GINA, spoken]
Foot size doesn't matter

[RICKY, spoken]
But knowing a man before you marry him, uh, kinda does

[GINA]
You've got opinions on my life and my relations
But let me tell you what

[RICKY, spoken]
Okay, enlighten me

[GINA]
Love is the one thing that has zero complications
And I can trust my gut
[RICKY, spoken]
Okay, you frighten me

[GINA]
Some people know their hearts
The minute true love starts

[RICKY]
Some people read a lot of books

[GINA, spoken]
I like books

(sung)
Some pеople simply know
When true lovе says "Hello"

[RICKY]
Some folks are taken in by princely looks

[GINA & RICKY]
Oh, what do you know about love?
What do you know about love?

[RICKY]
All I'm sayin' is when you go to climb a mountain
You don't just jump to the top
[GINA, spoken]
If it's true love, you can

[RICKY, spoken]
No, no

(sung)
There's scalin' and scramblin'
And too many steps for countin'
And the work doesn't stop

[GINA, spoken]
Maybe for you

[RICKY]
Love's not an easy climb:
You have to take your time

[GINA]
We get a whole life, that's the plan

[RICKY, spoken]
That's not a plan

(sung)
Love's not a thing you get
It's work and tears and sweat
[GINA]
So says the sweaty, smelly mountain man

[GINA & RICKY]
Oh, what do you know about love?
What do you know about
Anything, anything?

[RICKY]
Anyone with half a brain
Would have worn some winter gear

[GINA]
Anyone with half a life
Would have one friend who's not a deer

[RICKY, spoken]
I do

(sung)
Any fool who jumps headlong
Is gonna bang their head

[GINA]
Any fool who doesn't jump right now
Is probably gonna end up dead

[RICKY]
Ooh

[GINA]
Like I said

[GINA & RICKY]
So what do you know about love?

[GINA, spoken]
Wow, you're really strong

[GINA & RICKY]
What do you know about love?

[RICKY, spoken]
I lift a lot of ice

[GINA & RICKY]
At least we know one thing:
This trip should be interesting

What do you know about love?
What do you know about love?