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This just in, bad luck in the neighborhood
Strange occurrences have plagued the area over the last few days
Rolling blackouts and bags mysteriously disappearing have been reported
Many neighbors suspect that these were linked to neighborhood newcomers: art collective grouptherapy
However, a police investigation proved that these claims are unfounded
Whether or not thesе oddities have anything to do with grouptherapy.'s arrival, it seems as though thеy won't be stopping anytime soon
This may be our new normal
This is Cronenberg Jean Matthews Carter reporting live
Back to you, Allen

Well, there goes the neighborhood