[Spoken]
Alright, konichi-fuckin'-wa, school's in, suckers
Today's English phrase of the day is: "Nothing to fuck with."
Any questions? No? How about a demonstration?

[Verse 1]
Ay, yo, fuckers say I suck as if I do it free, wanna see? Front a stack
London bridges fallin' down, bitches, where the money at?
Matter fact, fact of the matter is
That the madder the grey matter the more you hear
Pow, pow, and splatter your brains out!
No shame 'cause I'm no doubt insane
I'm on that "knick-knack-patty-wack" givin' bitches heart attacks
I'm psycho, but PSYCHE! I'm "最高" at lying to your face
I've only ever held a gun with pops at the shooting range
How the fuck am I supposed to get to heaven?
Satan-sama flowin' in my ears 24/7
So еmbarrassing! Wearin' my sin like it's a medal
Whеn I travel international
Irrationally package Tamaonsen CDs
And no, I'm not a fan of Touhou
Tozaikaidoren? Fuck, I don't play pachinko
See, but that's the thing, though
I'm used to lying through my teeth!
I'll have your cake and eat it too
The salt is tastin' sugar sweet
[Chorus]
Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit
Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-どきどき-bullshit
Magical flow, どなる "checkitoutchyo"
だからラップはデビルの音楽でしょう？

[Verse 2]
DEMONDICE is the name, and Devil Rap is the game
Because I didn't really fit inside their "hip-hop" frame
You know the one, the guns, debauchery, the "shit that's hype"
They lose their marbles when I "go Ham,"
And not the "Hattokyo" type!
Sucks to be a motherfuck, ain't trying to disrespect ya
Speak English to me, boyo, and I won't correct ya!
Well sorry, man, I'll never be your "かわい彼女"
Cubano cigar smokin', tokin' "僕少女"
Told ya so, gotta be bold, you're so predictable
You cannot be the happiest unless you have been miserable!
The science to defiance is a subject I can drag about
The kinda self-reliance us Americans like to brag about
I'm proud to be from the Land of the Free
And the home of the privileged and lazy
The crazy paraphrasing stays, so does the rap-spit bingeing
So fuck you to the future me who's looking back and cringing

[Chorus]
Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit
Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-どきどき-bullshit
Magical flow, どなる "checkitoutchyo"
だからラップはデビルの音楽でしょう？