[Intro: Bruno Powroznik]
Objects that I've shoved up my arse

[Verse: Bruno Powroznik]
Vibrators
Dildos
Pens
Pencils
Coins
Pebbles
Broomstick handle
Fishing rod handle
Umbrella handle
Toothbrush handle
Hockey stick handle
Fingers
Small glass jar
Test tube
Screwdriver handle
Stiff cocks
Cigar
Banana