OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE CHRISTMAS EDITION
ANTLERS
WRAPPING PAPER
CANDY CANE HANDLE
ORNAMENTS
LITTLE BABY JESUS
CAROLERS
RUDOLPH
STIFF COCKS
CHRISTMAS TREE STAND
TOILET PAPER
WIFE
LITTLE GREEN MEN
TANGERINES
HOT CHOCOLATE
WIDE COAT JACKETS
HOT PORK
LONG SNOWMAN CARROTS
PLAY DOH
MARIAH CAREY
MISTLETOE
AFRICA
MENORAH
MENTOS
SMALL GLASS JAR
AIR