[Verse 1]
Hey girl, what's going on?
Do you want to dance with me for fun?
Not the trendy kind, but the retro type
It's okay to be weird for one night
(Or two, or your whole life)

[Chorus]
Do you think I'm funny?
With my tucked in shirt
Well honey, when I'm not with you
My head hurts

[Verse 2]
Let's finish my disposable
Laughing under the coffee table
I ate too many skittles
Now my cheeks are aching
But the pain went away
Once we started kissing

[Chorus]
Do you think I'm funny?
With my tucked in shirt
Well honey, when I'm not with you
My head hurts

[Verse 3]
Let's forget there's other people here for one night
Sneak into downstairs steal my parents' wine
We both look so stupid so close your eyes
Feeling so invincible, let's forget real life

[Outro]
Let's forget real life
Let's forget real life
Let's forget real life
Let's forget real life
Let's forget real life
Let's forget real life
Let's forget real life
Let's forget real life