Once you've been through the Tunnel of Love
It's the Hall of Mirrors for you
Soon as you've shown you've paid the price
Then you can join the queue
As soon as you're through the Welcome door
It's much more fun on your own
Take a look in this one here
See how much you've grown

Softly explore each hallway and room
Like a thief in a haunted house
You never know what you will meet next
A monster or a mouse?
It's time to face up to yourself
Come and watch your head distort
This one's interesting
Shows a crack right through your heart

Once you've been through the Tunnel of Love
It's the Hall of Mirrors for you
Soon as you've shown you've paid the price
Then you can join the queue
As soon as you're through the Welcome door
It's much more fun on your own
Take a look in this one here
See how much you've grown
Hall of Mirrors! It's fun inside
Hall of Mirrors! Takes you down to size
Hall of Mirrors! Where you can't hide from yourself