[Intro: Skit]
Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life
A-rovin' over the sea
Give me a career as a buccaneer
It's the life of a pirate for me
Oh, the life of a pirate for me!

[Verse 1]
Wonder how I got here
As I embark on voyage
Wish they told me then
When the ship is sailed, I'm boarding

[Verse 2]
Captain call me Jack
Sparrow I be soarin'
Bitch she love me now
Will she love me wearing orange?

[Verse 3]
Raven at my doorstep
"Oh, Eleanor"
It's hard to get some sleep
I'm tired while they all snore
Let my body feed the fish
Lived a life they can't ignore
Best believe I get my cookie
Pull up like "what's up, ahoy"
[Chorus]
So what about the truuuth?
Don't need a chorus
I am not amuuused
This shit annoying
If anyone object
Go ahead and jump the boat
Why you talking like a scallywag?
I'ma wash your mouth with soap
Still

[Verse 1]
Wonder how I got here
As I embark on voyage
Wish they told me then
When the ship is sailed, I'm boarding

[Verse 2]
Captain call me Jack
Sparrow I be soarin'
I'ma start a wave
Make Poseidon look a tourist

[Verse 4]
Fire in the hole
In search for loot
And then I'm taking off
I don't mean no harm
It's just probably how you came across
If this life a beach
I've been yet to see the sand
Oh North Star like here we come
What's the bargain for an ant?
[Chorus]
So what about the truuuth?
Don't need a chorus
I am not amuuused
This shit annoying
If anyone object
Go ahead and jump the boat
Why you talking like a scallywag?
I'ma use his skin as clothes
Still

[Verse 1]
Wonder how I got here
As I embark on voyage
Wish they told me then
When the ship is sailed, I'm boarding

[Verse 2]
Captain call me Jack
Sparrow I be soarin'
Bitch she love me now
Will she love me wearing orange?

[Verse 1]
Wonder how I got here
As I embark on voyage
Wish they told me then
When the ship is sailed, I'm boarding
[Verse 2]
Captain call me Jack
Sparrow I be soarin'
I'ma start a wave
Make Poseidon look a tourist

[Outro: Skit]
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Oh am I not the man [?]
Oh are we [?]