[Verse 1]
I don't like a fucking thing, music sucks dick
Suck the snot end of the tip of my prick, you fucking cunts
Get off of my back
I don't wanna do a show with your shitty fucking band
You suck, they suck, guess what? Get fucked
I can't think of any other words to say but fuck
Don't drag our opinions, our opinions are great
It's new school face motherfuckers I hate

[Chorus]
So, local bands, suck these nuts
U.S. bands, suck these nuts
Worldwide bands, suck these nuts
All you bands can suck my fucking nuts, go

[Verse 2]
Don't berate me 'cause you can't stop me
From breaking your face, it's you I'll erase
It's hate, motherfucker, hate, motherfucker, hate

[Chorus]
Local bands, suck these nuts
U.S. bands, suck these nuts
Worldwide bands, suck these nuts
All you bands can suck my fucking nuts, go
[Bridge]
Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Get this or die, get this or die, get this or die, get this or die
Get this or die, get this or die, get this or die, get this or die
Get this or die, get this or die, get this or die
Get this or die, get this or die, get this or die, get this or die
Get this or die, get this or die, get this or die, get this or die
Get this or die, get this or die, get this or die, get this or die
Get this or die, get this or die, get this or die

[Chorus]
Local bands, suck these nuts
U.S. bands, suck these nuts
Worldwide bands, suck these nuts
All you bands can suck my fucking nuts

[Chorus]
Local bands, suck these nuts
U.S. bands, suck these nuts
Worldwide bands, suck these nuts
All of you motherfucking bands
Can suck my motherfucking nuts
[Outro]
Can suck my motherfucking nuts

[Spoken]
Oh my motherfucking God. Am I seeing this shit right? Are we in fucking Madison Square Garden tonight? I have just, I cannot fucking believe my goddamn eyes, how the fuck are all you crazy motherfuckers doin' y'all? New York fuckin' City! Welcome to a dream come true, my friends and family. It's been far too long since we been here, and I'll tell you right now, we are not going to disappoint you crazy motherfuckers tonight. We got a lot of fucking shit to get through, so I wanna see a lot of motherfuckers jumpin'. I wanna hear a lot of motherfuckers singin'. I wanna feel this whole fuckin' place come together as one fucking people, do you understand what the fuck I'm sayin' to you? Then let's stop fucking around