[Intro: Ham Sandwich]
Hello

[Producer Tag: Ham Sandwich]
That's me on the beat by the way

[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
Life gave me lemons, but I'm in the stu' like a carrot (Ooh)
I'm a speaker to you parrots (Ooh)
I'm copping Gucci, but you'll never wear it (Aye)
American dreamer who came up on merit (Aye, whoop!)
My money long like a yard (My money long like a yard)
Just pulled your bitch like a Yu-Gi-Oh card (Just pulled that bitch like a card)
She crooning for me like a muhfuckin' bard
Swim through the pussy, no need for a lifeguard (Woo-Woo)
Huh? Killing these tracks
No free rides, n***a, get off my back (Nope, no free rides)
Hеll yeah, bitch, you can get on my sack
Stack it so tall, money long likе Shaq (Money long like Shaq)
I get to the money like a motherfuckin' banker
If she touch my wallet, I'mma motherfuckin' shank her (Ooh, ooh)
I don't need no leeches or no motherfuckin' anchors (Aye)
I just turned your bitch into a motherfuckin' dancer (Aye, aye)
I'm sick like Cancer (Whoa)

[Verse 2: SBB]
My money long like a snake (Aye)
My money long like some tape (Damn)
Saying I'm nice, no debate (No debate)
No, I am not like you lames (Like you lames)
Diamonds like ice on the cake (On the cake?)
I threw your bike in the lake (In the lake?)
I got a dyke in me face (In me face)
Yo' money like a bad date (Pull away)
That shit's short, yuh, yuh
Pull up in a foreign whip, I'm whippin' in a Porsche, yuh, yuh
You a dork, .44, I leave a whore on fuckin' life support, yuh, yuh
Cut the cord, take the body then I go and dump it at the port, yuh, yuh
You want more? I be gettin' money, pockets gainin' weight like Thor, yuh, yuh
[Verse 3: Ciyo]
My money long like a unibrow (Ew)
My pockets fat like a holy cow (Moo!)
My money long like the gun barrel, when I end the beef, it's a holy cow (Moo!)
My money long like the wait time from when the nurse leave to when you see the doctor
My money long like the bill they give you when you leave the office, I don't see the doctor (Nope)
My money long like a conversation (Okay)
That's long-winded (Okay)
That's an explanation
My money long like segregation, gettin' dividends in a divided nation (Wow)
My money long like a… intentional pause
Standin' ovation, my money long like a graduation, now gimme' applause (*Clapping*)

[Verse 4: Politicess]
Following me? I know you're a stalker
Because my money be long like a locker (My money be long like a locker, yuh)
She wants my money? Then I'm gonna' block her (Okay)
Unless she dribbles my balls like it's soccer, yuh (Hoo)
My money long like a sock (My money long like a sock)
Puppet out here because my money talk (Aye, yuh, yuh)
Your bitch at my door, I know when she knocks (Yuh)
She on my dick like a worm to a hawk, yuh (Huh?)
My money long like receipts (My money long like receipts, yuh)
Money increase while your money depletes (Depletes)
I love my money, I treat it with ease
Then I take my money all up in the sheets (All up in the sheets)
Yao Ming because my money tall (My money tall, hoo)
My money walks while your money crawls (Your money crawls)
My money packed it looks like a mall
Mess with my money? Catch rounds like a ball (Catch rounds like a ball)
[Verse 5: Radical Russell]
My money long like the time it took for me to send this verse to Ham Sandwich (My money long like the time it took for me to send this verse to Ham Sandwich, hoo!)
These phony rappers, man, I can't stand 'em
I'm the greatest rapper on the damn' planet (Yes)
You talk 'bout this life, but you ain't really livin' it
Slay all these phonies, man, that's what my mission is (What my mission is, woo!)
Your money short like a muhfuckin' midget is
My money longer than the time it takes to mine Obsidian (Yup!)
My money long like an elephant trunk
My money long like an elephant tusk
Say I'm not hard? Then, lil' bitch, you're my enemy
My money long like an elephant pregnancy
My money long like my money
Your money ain't long? Then you can't tell me nothin' (Nuh-uh)
Shout-out Sahmir, yeah, that man is my buddy
He's a real one and all y'all hacks are some dummies (That's right)

[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
That's some pretty long money