[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
Ugh
You n***as nuts, testes
All on my dick, zesty
Breeton my friend, bestie
I walk like a warlord, they cannot arrest me
I aim for the head 'cause that ain't where the vest be
I aim for the top but that ain't where the best be
I pull out the titties, I ain't finna breastfeed

[Verse 2: Breeton Boi]
She ain't a chicken, I still ate the breast meat
Held it in one hand, it felt hefty
She ain't a salad, I still saw her dressing
I'm tryna con her, I ain't talking questing
I'm tryna con hеr, I ain't talking rapper
She give mе good topping right after, I dap her
She like how I dress, she said I'm looking dapper
I toss her right after, Vegeta to Nappa

[Verse 3: Ham Sandwich]
I toss her around like a muhfucking salad
My choppa do opera, it's singing a ballad
You roll with the birds and the rats like you just out of pallet
You fuck with me? I get the mallet
I'm Eustace, the way that I'm swinging the hammer
Oolong in the rear view, a pig with a blammer
If he wanna check out, I'm running his bread through the scanner
You n***as should practice your manners
[Verse 4: Breeton Boi]
Ugh
Y'all gotta practice religion
Wet up his top, they all thought he was christened
Got drip on my body, my wrist steady glisten
Got drip on his body, that's just cause I'm pissing
Damn!
R.I.P. bozo!
We on his head like the Arby's logo
All black whip, it look like mister popo
I keep a gadget on me, then we go-go

[Verse 5: Ham Sandwich]
New chop, came with a .40, it's bogo
New thot, bounce on my dick, no pogo
New shot, I'm finna jump through the logo
Do not come to my block, it's a no go

[Interlude: Ham Sandwich]
And that's because my block is a PVP Enabled server
If you do not come here properly equipped, you will die!

[Verse 6: Ham Sandwich]
Yuh, yuh
Fuck 12, I got a penis reduction
Dump shells, you gotta see the destruction
You lame, won't get a seat at the function
No dap, boy, we don't need introduction
[Verse 7: Breeton Boi]
No introduction, you know who I am
You don't remember me, update your RAM
You rappers babies, I'm pushing your fram
'Cause you is my son!
You is my offspring, you is my cum
You is mid, you is malcom
If you find where the BNB at, do not come

[Verse 8: Ham Sandwich]
Man, fuck that shit, I'mma come through anyways
See, my body is light but my punches are heavyweight
And you is not cooking, man, all your shit ready-made
Don't ask me the price, my n***a, I already paid
Yuh, yuh
Hop on a beat and go stupid, remedial
Said that he working but his shit is menial
I know so many words, I feel encylopedial
I know so many words, I could read off a Poneglyph
He gave me his word but I know he won't honor it
I stopped giving chances 'cause n***as was squandering
If I get an orb, I'mma ponder it
Your bitch is a whore, she was slobbering
A beast at his core, got that dawg in him
Blew me with the big mouth, she was Pogging it
She wanna be the main, that's preposterous
[Verse 9: Breeton Boi]
She wanna be a maid, I'mma sponsor it
Your mama know my name, that's astonishing
I'm finna run a train with the populace
I know you envy me, you homunculus
Ooh, wait!
I see a moshpit and mosh in it
Nobody ask 'cause I walk in with confidence
Chick on my side and I don't know who thot this is
Chop so big it might cause the apocalypse
Chop take up so much space, it's now astronomous
Scope on the chop, it really do reconnaissance
All my opps ranked, don't know who the imposter is

[Verse 10: Ham Sandwich]
And like the imposter, boy, you sus
You not on the roster, boy, you suck
And like the first bar of the song, you nuts
And you a complainer, boy, you fuss
9 to his throat like he sucking a fat one
Twisting his face like I told him a bad pun
Hating my placements 'cause brodie don't have none
Hating my bangers when brodie don't have one