[Intro: blackpurist, Ham Sandwich, StargirlKyu]
When I say hear me out, I'm not talking about this
I'm not talking about this
I'm not even talking about this
I'm talking about this!
Ham Sandwich; because either way you flip it, the bread comes first
Yessir!
Oh (Ay, true!)
Yuh, yuh (oh, c'mon now)
Yo, yo
Back to your regularly scheduled program (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)

[Hook: Ham Sandwich]
Hear me out (Yuh)
Hear me out (Yuh, c'mon)
I'm about to explain, just hear me out (Uh huh!)
Hear me out (Yessir)
Hear me out (Yessir)
They said I'm going insane, but hear me out (C'mon)
See, I know she kinda different
But you need to hear me out (Hear me out!) (Yuh, yuh)
I just need you to listen to what I'm saying
Hear me out (Hear me out!) (Yuh, yuh)
They'll be calling me a freak for this next one
Hear me out (Hear me out!) (Yuh, yuh)
You ain't gotta understand but you should really
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out (Ay, ay, ay)
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
Was really telling me that I'm high on the reefer (Woo!) (C'mon)
Just 'cause I said if I was in Overwatch, I'd slide on Orisa (Yuh, Skkrt!)
D.Va season is over, I'm tryna get inside of a different kind of mech (Yuh, yessir!)
Up in the lab with my n***as, steadily tryna find the tech (Yuh, yessir! Yuh, yessir!)
And don't even get me started with what's inside the Dex (C'mon man) (We've already been over that)
We know about Lopunny, but today, I'm feeling Toxapex (Eugh!)
Hydreigon got a lot of heads for a reason, I'm fiending (Yuh, yessir!)
Lugia's thighs look extra wide with my penis between 'em (What!?)
If Lapras want me in the water, I'll freeze in the deep end (Brrr)
My Alcremie's flavor changing, you don't wanna eat it (Ooh)
Vaporeon's turning shiny, must be what I feed her (Eugh!)
I feel like Looker tryna find me, they know I'm a demon (Yuh [?])
Crocodile magic, I got Ammit tryna judge me (Yuh)
I'm Renekton in her rectum, popping Dominus (Yuh, yuh)
Rek'sai got my next eye, I'mma turn a void queen into a mother (Brr, yessir)
But I wouldn't slide on Big Mom unless she gave me her Poneglyph (Uh huh)
'Cause believe it or not, I have standards (Yessir)
I can't fuck with a girl who has terrible, bad manners (Nope, nope)
I ain't dealing with her appetite, but I might (Nah)
Realign Rya Zorya's Spine, and now she standing right (Eugh!)
Ay, furled finger in that pussy (Wow!)
I might let my dick cook and serve dinner in that pussy (Bro?!)

[Interlude: Ham Sandwich]
I'mma- (What does that even mean!?)
Holy shit bro, what the fuck am I talking about
[Hook: Ham Sandwich]
Hear me out (Yuh)
Hear me out (Yuh, c'mon)
I'm about to explain, just hear me out (Uh huh!)
Hear me out (Yessir)
Hear me out (Yessir)
They said I'm going insane, but-
They ain't listening

[Verse 2: Ham Sandwich]
Ooh, he doesn't see it (Nah, nah)
N***as calling me a loon, 'cause I'm the freest (Yuh, Uh huh)
So just put a couple boobs, on something out of DOOM (Yuh, yuh)
Give us a little room, and I'mma beat it (Yessir, yessir, yessir, yessir!)
I'm acting like a goon, I'm undefeated (Uh huh)
It's like the middle of June, they getting heated (Uh huh, yuh)
Malo giving me n***s in the DM's
'Till I can permanently see them (Ooh!)
And now she glued to my penis (Bruh)
Help me
Sike! (Yuh)
This exactly where I wanna be (Yuh, uh huh)
And I ain't moving 'till this pussy give a son to me (Yessir)
Sun up to sun up, we going 'till somebody come for me (Yessir)
Run up, get done up, 100 ways, I keep the cutlery (Ay, oowah!)
Staying round, she cuffing me (Yuh)
Spell casts, she buffing me (Yuh)
Vacuum, how she sucking me (Yuh)
Suction cups got her stuck to me (Eugh!)
Sucks to suck, I could never be as boring as you n***as are (No sir!)
Just listen to me talking, I don't care what your opinions are (Yessir!)
[Hook: Ham Sandwich]
Hear me out (Yuh)
Hear me out (Yuh, c'mon)
I'm about to explain, just hear me out (Uh huh!)
Hear me out (Yessir)
Hear me out (Yessir)
They said I'm going insane, but hear me out (C'mon)
See, I know she kinda different
But you need to hear me out (Hear me out!) (Yuh, yuh)
I just need you to listen to what I'm saying
Hear me out (Hear me out!) (Yuh, yuh)
They'll be calling me a freak for this next one
Hear me out (Hear me out!) (Yuh, yuh)
You ain't gotta understand but you should really
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out (Ay, ay, ay)

[Outro: blackpurist]
I am so sick and tired of people talking 'bout
"Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out"
And when I finally hear 'em out
The character who they're talking about, is this
This is not a 'hear me out' character!
You are not different!
You are not going at the grain!
You are a coward, wearing the façade of a revolutionary!