[Intro]
At the time of recordin' this, I am very ill and I am sitting in my bedroom. It is 9:36 in the morning and I have not slept. My city is currently in quarantine, yeah

[Verse 1]
Cough twice if you wanna be arrested
Don't talk 'less you wanna be infected
Shut the doors, lock the windows tight
The screamin' outside keep me up all night

[Chorus]
You're a plague doctor, the information doctored
Runnin' through the city with a mask, you will get locked up
Pistols bangin', homes all looted
Say goodbye to my country, the flag I once saluted

[Verse 2]
Wipe your tears
'Cause that shits not fuckin' sanitary
Fight your fears
But stay inside 'cause I don't want you breathin' on me

[Bridge]
Wrapped in plastic, fuckin' panic
Wrapped in plastic, fuckin' panic
Wrapped in plastic, fuckin' panic
Wrapped in plastic
Fuck, yuh
[Verse 3]
Burn the bodies and nuke the cities
Can't spread shit if the town falls silent
D-death'll come quick just rest your eyelids please now
Flowers-flowers-flowers are dead, the people are too
The skies gone grey, so what about you?
I'ma bathe in the rain, take in all the pain
Live once again, in my kingdom of COVID

[Bridge]
(In my kingdom of COVID)
(In my kingdom of COVID)
(In my kingdom of COVID)

[Chorus]
Plague doctor, the information doctored
Runnin' through the city with a mask you will get locked up
Pistols bangin', homes all looted
Say goodbye to my country, the flag I once saluted
Pla-plague doctor, the information doctored
Runnin' through the city with a mask, you will get locked up
Pistols bangin', homes all looted
Say goodbye to my country, the flag I once saluted
(Woop!)

[Bridge]
The flag I once saluted
The flag I once saluted, yeah, yeah
The flag I once saluted
The flag I once saluted, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Don't go to China
Stop eating bats, it's that fucking easy, just stop
Stop eating bats, seriously stop eating bats, it's that fucking easy