[Intro: Teenage Disaster]
It’s my birthday today, and, I’ve been having a really bad time on music block. And, so I decided to make a song with my friends to make myself feel better, to convince myself that I can do music, that I can make something pretty dope you know every now and then. Uh, but, this song’s about cavemen and like monkeys n' shit so don’t have your expectations like too high. It’s called Pimp Chimpin', (Caveman) alright, here we go

[Verse 1: Teenage Disaster]
I be pimp chimpin', stains up on the linen
Fucked on your mother but I was only kiddin'
Never called her back, now my cock is what shе missing
All cheesed up 'cause I’m lackin' circumcision
Pull up on my boys, now you’re fucking with a cavеman
Now your dead as fuck like damn man (Woop)
Monkey, lookin' kinda funny
Don’t corner me 'cause your face is lookin' yummy (Caveman)

[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Run from me 'cause I’m out of control
I’m a monkey and I’m kinda funky
But I will cry if you call me chunky like
(Caveman)

[Verse 2: Asher "Young Keith Ape"]
I’m just pimp chimpin', this song be kinda hittin' (Woo)
Never on the track but my verses do be spittin' (Yeah)
Everyone be wishin' they got the pussy we been gettin'
Or they might be jealous that I love all fuckin' women
Just some cavemen in a land before time (Okay)
Never made a song before, I’m forced to rhyme
Just a small Korean boy rappin' on this tape
You can just call me the next Keith Ape (Caveman)
[Bridge 1: Asher "Young Keith Ape"]
Cave-boys from an age of darkness and dire
But once this song drops, we’ll be the first to find fire
Cave-boys from an age of darkness and dire
But once this song drops, we’ll be the first to find fire

[Verse 3: Ryan "Ryan Rapham" Lapham]
Chimpin', dick big, got me limpin'
Extra weight, got me hot, watch hentai for the plot
Need my drink carbonated, get my thirst situated
Need my drink carbonated, get my thirst situated
I don’t fuck with that tap, rather pass on with a cap
I just love sweet drinks, unrelated thigh high kink
I just love sweet drinks, I just love sweet drinks
I just love sweet drinks, sweet—, sweet—, sweet—

[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Run from me 'cause I’m out of control
I’m a monkey and I’m kinda funky
But I will cry if you call me chunky like
(Caveman)

[Verse 4: Jonah "Top Banana"]
Pimp chimpin' in the jungle we be drippin'
Chocolate milk I’m sippin'
Sun so bright, it really got me squintin'
Jump from a tree and landed on my feet
Ate some bananas, then I went to sleep
Planet of the apes, you would think my name is Caesar
Get out my tree, see you, wouldn’t wanna be ya'
I’m a pimp chimp so my jacket like a zebra
Might just go to space, call it project Mercury
Chimps on the moon, we pimpin' universally (Call it project Mercury)
(Call it project Mercury)
(Call it project Mercury)
(Call it project Mercury, we pimpin' universally)
[Bridge 2: Jonah "Top Banana"]
(Call it project Mercury, we pimpin' universally)
(Call it project Mercury, we pimpin' universally)
Chocolate milk I’m sippin', chocolate milk I’m sippin'
Ate some bananas, then I went to sleep
Chocolate milk I’m sippin', chocolate milk I’m sippin'
Ate some bananas, then I went to sleep

[Interlude: Teenage Disaster & BigKazen]
Alright, uh, thank you Lil' Jonah, that is what he called a chimp— a chimp breakdown (Woo) (Yeah), whatever that means, alright um. Next up we got, um, hold on, Big? Big Kahzen? Kazen? (Who?) I dunno, alright uh, (Who the fuck is that?) put your hands together for, yeah, BigKazen, okay. (Woo)
Alright, we got a lot riding on this okay, don’t fuck this up for me, hey, look at me, don't fuck this up, okay?
We been about that pimp shit and that chimp shit. (What?) Monkey gang. (Play the fucking song) (Boo)
Sooo uh, what’s the deal with racism huh? (What the fuck is this right now?) That’s bad. (Okay?)
Uhh, yeah, (Boo, play the fucking song) uhh, uhh what's the— what’s the deal with airline—
Okay, BigKazen, he is now going to perform the last half of Pimp Chimpin', uh, please relax and enjoy, uh, refunds are not an option, okay
(The band’s here right? They just showed up? Okay good, alright)

[Verse 5: BigKazen & Teenage Disaster]
Yeah, we pimp chimpin', I’m a real fucking ape
Poppin' heads on CSGO all day, it’s basically rape
Catch me banging on my chest, yeah, we screaming ook-ook
But I ain’t swing from the trees, I drive off in a coupe
(Yo, I literally like, saw what you pulled up in and it wasn’t, it wasn’t that)
Okay, I lied about the coupe I be driving the Prius (Boo)
But either way, I guarantee your man wanna be us
'Cause we stay droppin' bars, you know that shit’s fire
Chimpin' with my pimps is my only desire
'Cause we pimp chimpin' we ain’t trynna fit in
All we do is bang on our chests and love women
(Woo, Grazen, BigGrazen)
(Alright, that was pretty good)
[Chorus: Teenage Disaster & BigKazen]
Run from me 'cause I’m out of control
I’m a monkey and I’m kinda funky
But I will cry if you call me chunky like
(Bang on our chests and love women, yeah, yeah)
(Bang on our chests and love women)
(Caveman)