Teenage Disaster
‎monkey_hostage_situation.mp3
[Intro]
This is a hyperpop song
This-this is Teenage Disaster saying I’m making a hyperpop song
This is the left recording channel
I monkey! I-, I like hyper pop (this is the right)

[Verse 1]
Woke up and met a little monkey (Little monkey)
He is not very funny (Very funny)
I told him to leave my room (Leave my room)
Then he pointed a gun at me (Gun at me, oh)
Yuh, I said monkey hostage situation (Situation, uh, uh)
It is not (It is not), it-, it is not an ideal situation
Did not give him (Did not) (Yeah, yeah), banana (Okay, now)
Monkey gonna kill me if I don’t appease his needs (Alright, alright)
Monkey hostage situation (Situation)
Not vеry funny after all this time (Funny after all this timе)

[Bridge]
Time, time, time

[Verse 2]
Monkey in my room (Monkey in my room)
He is not very cool (Very cool)
And I fucking hate his shit (Hate his shit, yuh, shit)
Chimp pimp with a limp
I’m in danger with a chimp
Yeah, hit a kid with a bus (With a bus now)
Call that, murder with a vehicle
[Outro]
It’s a dead kid, I’m sorry, I’m still kinda drunk