[Intro: Teenage Disaster]
Da dada, fuck
Da da, da dada, Teenage, wow
Da da, da dada, Teenage, again
Da da, da dada, yeah

[Verse 1: Teenage Disaster]
Woke up, don't wanna get outta bed
My friends outside still securing the bread
At least I did a kickflip, can't skate
Lied, tried to make a mess, fucked up
I tried, I been hanging out at the skate park
All these punks really like me 'cause my shit hard
Bruised knees and a couple bad grazes
My parents don't like it but fuck it, I get paid
Think I'm gonna spike my hair
Think I'm gonna paint my nails
I'm a rebel of society, arrested fucking frequently
And if you don't like it, wеll

[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
You're a fuckin' pussy (Woah, you can't say that)
You're a fuckin' pussy (That's right)
You're a fuckin' pussy (I said it)
You'rе a fuckin' pussy
[Verse 2: Teenage Disaster]
I don't do drugs I just do bad shit
Spray paint on the walls in the room I sit
Dead Kennedys blasting on the stereo
Pussy bitch just listen to some Clario
(Oh fucking gross, Jesus)

[Verse 2: DNFJAY]
Oops, I just shit myself
Banging on the fuckin' stove like help yo' self
I just wiped my ass with a studded belt
Then I walked about the store with a shitty belt
[?] this bitch gonna melt
Man, fuck Southwood, man it's hot as Hell
I'd rather smacked up in my motherfuckin' doo-doo with some [?]
Ooh, goddamn, woah, woah, oh fucking well
I got on the [?]
You can think of better shit but I told him, "Oh, well" (What a pun, shit)
Pussy better tighten up his skinny jeans
Why the fuck you movin'? Why you gettin' finicky?
I'll cut the circulation off your legs if you keep movin'
Look at this bitch ass cop, tryna to take away my fucking board
Hit 'em in the head with my motherfuckin' sword

[Outro: Teenage Disaster & DNFJAY & Cops]
I didn't- I didn't mean to punch the fucking cop
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Tell it to the judge)
He was right in front of me and I just, fucking, ya know
He was taking my shit (Listen to him!)
My boards my life, ya know (Tell it to the judge)
I, no I can't, I can't skate
You can't even skate? What about the sword?
But it's mine though, it's my property, so (Tell it to the judge)