Teenage Disaster
I wanna be on MTV
Lyrics from snippet

[Intro]
What's up, my name's Craig, and I'm 30 years old
[?]
I just wanna be on MTV man

[Verse 1]
I wanna be—, I wanna be—, I wanna be a rockstar on MTV
Buried alive then I jump in the crowd
I want a big-ass house, then I'll burn it all down
Puke on the carpet
Then I'll piss all in the dressing room
Don't give a fuck if I'm out of tune
So let's rock, let's rock motherfucker

[Pre-Chorus]
MTV, I wanna be— (Someone like you with someone like me)
MTV, I wanna be— (Someone [?])

[Chorus]
You, just waste my time
Runnin' from the cops and my heart's damn sure
Bitch, I got problems but I cannot mourn
My legs shuttin' down and I'm out of control
[Verse 2]
(What the fuck do you mean my contract's expired?)
Pull up to the party and nobody wanna talk to me
A wash-off, a has-been, [?]
[?]
Wish that I wasn't fifty-five
[?] in my trailer park
Wish I had a tat, that's a motherfuckin' stretch mark
And every time I play my guitar
They want that hip-hop shit, not my rock and roll

[Bridge]
Too damn long ago I sold my soul
Swear to god that I had it all
A nice ass car and a big bankroll
Now my landlord callin' and I'm taking the toll, yeah
You never know—, you never know when
You never know when you're at the fuckin' bottom
You never know when—, you never know when
You never know when you're at the fuckin' bottom
At the bottom—, at the bottom—, at the bottom
At the bottom—, at the bottom—, at the bottom
At the bottom—, at the bottom—, at the bottom
At—, at rock bottom

[Pre-Chorus]
MTV, I wanna be— (I wanna be a superstar)
MTV, I wanna be— (I wanna be someone else)
[Chorus]
You, just waste my time
Runnin' from the cops and my heart's damn sure
Bitch, I got problems but I cannot mourn
My legs shuttin' down and I'm out of control