[Hook: Zachary Hill]
Lando Commando, He’s As Cool As Coolio
Lando Commando, You Might Think He’s A Foolio
Lando Commando, He’s As Cool As Coolio
Lando Commando, Everybody Says He’s Dumb, But No!

[Verse 1: Lil Beef Boi]
Lando Commando Is Really Cool
Lando Commando Is Not A Fool
Lando Commando Is Awesome
Lando Commando Is Ripping The Faucet
Lando Commando Always Be Rhyming
Lando Commando Got The Great Timing
Lando Commando Does Not Cuss
Lando Commando Won’t Throw A Fuss
You Might Think He Is The Worst
If You Think That, Then You’ll Get Nursed
I Will Leave You With No Thirst
I Will Put You In A Hearse
When I Put You In A Plenum, I’ll Hit Em With The Venom
And You Don’t Even Know, That I Wear Denim
Jeans
Yeah, They Are Pretty Cool
When Landon Jesse Be Going To School
That Is Landon Jesse
Lando Commando Is Very Messy